What You've Always Wanted

Is this week over yet? What do you mean it's only Wednesday? I'm serious considering converting to Germanic Paganism just so I can claim every Thursday as a religious holiday. Whoa, TG captions and mythology jokes? This blog has everything! At least most Norse gods were happy with animal sacrifices, unlike Tlaloc. That guy was just a dick. Wow I'm a nerd. I should probably stick to talking about the captions from now on.