Sunday, January 1, 2012


First post of 2012. I originally had wanted it to be something dramatic and epic, something that would really set the tone for the rest of the year. Thought provoking and deep, the sort of piece that really makes a reader stop and look at their own lives. But then I decided to scrap that idea and go with smut instead. After all, sex sells.

But in all seriousness, I'm hoping for another great year of captions. I've already got a few longer pieces lined up and ready to go, so if everything continues to go well you should be seeing them shortly. Happy 2012 everyone, make it a great year, as we're all dead come December 21st!


  1. Very deep indeed, har har har. :3

    Bree Olson is queen of anal & this pic plus cap just reminds me of that, well done.

    Liking the new layouts, I can tell you've been playing around with GIMP.

  2. Reverse cowgirl anal isn't epic?!?
    Save the 15 part sagas for HBO, I'll take the smut.
    Seriously the repeat use of "Before" gave it a nice
    Loved it. Keep up the great work.

  3. @Candy

    I'm glad that you're liking the new layouts, but I'm actually not using GIMP. This was still made in PowerPoint, but I guess I'm getting better at making it seem like I know what I'm doing.


    Thanks, the repeating of "before" was a left over idea from when I wanted to something more serious. And seeing the finished product, I'm glad I decided to keep it.

  4. Hey, this is a damn hot caption to start the year with so don't go putting yourself down! Hoping forward to seeing more of your deliciously nasty stuff this year!

  5. This is a wonderful start to the new year! The before is boring, the after is sooooooo much better!

  6. You are correct "sex sells" and you have certainly sold me on the quality of this smutty cap.

  7. OMG!! Fucking Outstanding!