Friday, October 12, 2012

So much formspring...

In the past couple of days I have gotten a ton (well, a relative ton compared to usual) of formspring questions and comments. Let's go through some them, shall we?

Warning: The following post may contain dangerously high levels of sarcasm in certain sections. I am not responsible for any confusion arising from over the top shifts in tone.

I'm going to try to do these in the order they were sent in, so starting at the bottom of my current inbox we have:

Just curious you ever meant any people who could ever perform gender change magick spells?

Yes, yes I have. Where do you think I get all of these story ideas from? My imagination? That's ridiculous.

Rauk, where the hell on your site can I fimd Gluttony, Lust, Greed and Pride? Are you even going to do them? If so, I have an origin story for each sin.

First off, I love the pun: "where the hell..."  You see it's funny because you used the word "hell" and this is a series about sin. Classic. But anyway, your comedic genius aside, I am terribly sorry to inform you that the four installments you were unable to find do not yet exist. I know this must be terribly frustrating for you as waiting for free content on the internet is such a difficult thing to accomplish, and I commend you for lasting this long.

But on to your second question: Am I even going to do them? Hmm...that's a tough one. Am I going to finish a series I have been working for on for months, and is what I consider to be the most challenging and rewarding creative endeavor I have ever taken on? I don't know. I mean, I could, but it's just so much work. And after all, you already have your own origin stories for each, which I'm sure are much better than anything I could come up with. I'll have to think about this for a while, but once I've made my decision I'll have my people contact yours and we'll figure this whole thing out. Don't worry about calling us, we'll call you.

Over the top sarcasm section ends here. Please resume normal blog post reading protocol.

Ah, my dear Rauk, so nice to see my daughters Sloth, Wrath, Envy, Greed, Gluttony, Lust and Pride are getting porttrayed as they really look at last. My name is Nefertiti Bastet. Have a nice day.

Thank you. I'm glad you're enjoying the series. I'm hoping to start cutting down on the time between updates as I've realized I posted the first installment of this series two months ago and I'm not even halfway done yet. But that's going to depend on how my captioning schedule turns out as I don't want to neglect more typical tg captions as I know not all of my audience is as in love with Seven as I am. Thanks for the comment and I hope you have an enjoyable day as well.

Habe you ever comsidered making a story in which a guy who loves the Gor books by John Norman turns into a Kajira=slave girl while he sleeps?

I'm not familiar with that series of books or the author, so I have to say "no I have not considered such a story." But even if I had I doubt I would make a caption along those lines as I'm not a fanfiction kind of guy. I'm not knocking the fanfic community, as they turn out some amazing work, it's just not my style of creative writing. Thanks for the idea though.

When you were a very young boy, did you ever try on your sister's clothes with her permission, like most very young boys normally do?

I did not, but that probably is because I did not have an older sister, or any other female relative at or around my age to do something like that with. I'm sure it's an experience a lot of young boys have, but I did not.

Have you ever worn female panties, Rauk? And would you insult me if I turned up wearing female clothes?
Personally I have not worn female panties. It's something I'd probably be open to at least trying in the future, but for the time being crossdressing doesn't have much of an appeal for me. Actually, that might not be the best way to say that. Crossdressing in reality does not have that much of an appeal for me. In order to write a lot of the sissy captions I create, fantasy crossdressing/panties do play a much larger role. But as far as being a regular guy in the real world it's not that big of a deal for me. Now should a future girlfriend want to engage in a little roleplaying, that's a different story.

And of course I would not insult you for wearing female clothing. I might insult you for being a creepy stalker who tracked me down in the real world and turned up outside my door, but definitely not for your clothing choice.

And now the final comment for this round:

Rauk, I have been writing my own fictiom for 35 years, but I enjoy a challenge, so why don't you provide your viewers with some caption competitions? All you would have to do is provide the images, while people like me would have to come up with a story

I've seen similar things done on other blogs and tg sites, but I had never really considered doing a caption contest here. So I'll leave it up to you dedicated readers who have made it to the end of this formspring post, as you are the kind of people most likely to participate anyway. Would you like to see a caption contest on this blog? I'll provide the image, you do the rest. Perhaps I'll throw in some kind of prize like a personal caption made by me for the winner? I don't know, it's something to think about. Let me know down in the comments.

And such ends a marathon formspring session. I really do enjoy interacting with all of you (well, most of you anyway) so please keep sending in your comments, questions, and requests so I get to keep doing posts like this whenever I'm suffering from writer's block and can't seem make a decent caption. (Which is totally not what I'm doing right now...)


  1. Gah! I can't get over how freaking normal you are! I love it! I've said it before, but it's reassuring seeing another perfectly straight dude around here, and a dryly sarcastic one at that.

    1. "Normal" probably isn't the right word to describe me, especially if you ask anyone who knows me in the real world. But I do fit a lot of the stereotypes of the typical straight male, expect for the whole "writing pornographic captions about dudes being turned into chicks" thing. But other than that...

    2. Eh, yeah...I guess I mean normal as in "not pretending to be a chick". Also, everyone needs a hobby, amirite? There are plenty of weirder things than gender-defying porn.

  2. I have participated in caption competitions before, but I either write for them or skip them capriciously based on if the image tickles an idea in my brain.

    1. That's what I figured would be the typical response. It's something I'll consider doing in the future, but I'm not in a rush to try to set up something like this.